The general consensus on the blogs and news feeds I read is that a) the whole contry is butt-hurt as a general rule and b) the rest of the world is point their fingers and laughing.
I have a story which naturally puts this all in perspective: BLOODSUCKING MONKEYS ATTACK CHILDREN!
"They hide in trees and swoop on unsuspecting children loitering about in the temple premises or walking by, clawing them and even sucking a bit of blood," a priest at the temple told The Associated Press. The temple, one of the most famous in India, is located in Gauhati, Assam's capital.
So when someone tries to tell you that you're a) screwed by living here or b) screwy for living here, think about how safe we are from bloodsucking temple monkeys from hell.
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