WOW

My kid’s been dying for the better part of five months now. His illness: wowlessitis. It’s a degenerative disease that attacks the nervous system 13 year olds (of any age). Symptoms range from general listness and malaise to uncontrollable Tourettes-like oubursts when they try repeatedly to access the WoW beta site for a download.

But thanks to the generous donations of people like you, the researchers and developers at Blizzard Entertainment? have developed a cure:

WORLD OF WARCRAFT? “STREET DATE” – NOVEMBER 23, 2004