Okay…so, I was mentally ready to handle two hours of Keanu when I went to see Constantine. This means I was completely blindsided by the four minute trailer for House of Wax starring none other than Paris “I’m a Two-Bit Whore That Stands to Inherit the World When My Parents Kick” Hilton!
Who was the Hollywood Noodnig that thought “Yeah, let’s cast Paris Hilton in a film!” WHY, I ask you WHY?!? Does this woman have any talent other than the ability to deep throat a polish sausage? And they’ve cast her in a summer movie?!
Now, I can understand the frame of mind that some will want to see how she buys the farm…but the payoff wouldn’t be worth it.
I don’t know what pisses me off more ? Paris Hilton in a feature film, or the horrible choices Elisa Cuthbert (the hottie from the first two seasons of 24) is making in scripts. Yeeeeesh…
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