It takes a big man to admit he's seriously not well. And Warren Ellis is no exception, fessing up to writing these lines Doctor Who only wished he could have said:
- "Yes, I've escaped your fiendish deathtrap. And now I'm going to go back in time, stand your mother on her head and piss into her womb."
- "Davros, you're a blight on the universe, so I'm nipping back fifty years and sawing your dad's willy off with the sonic screwdriver."
- "The Daleks hate me because I shat in one."