POD-y mouth has some questions for authors

I’ve mentioned this blog before. Today, she’s outdone herself in an open list of questions for the seven POD authors she’s recently read. I’m forcing myself, forcing, I say, to pick only three of these gems. Classic!

• Reykjavik is in Iceland, not Russia. By the way, it’s not in Poland, either.

• You knew writing in second person would be a challenge. But you did it anyway, against your better judgment. The last book you read was BRIGHT LIGHTS, BIG CITY and it stuck with you. You tell your friends you have written a novel. You tell them you are a pioneer of literature. You figure Poddy Mouth will dig your edgy style. You are wrong.
• Actually, I think the planets revolve around the sun, not the other way around. Oh, and there’s nine of them, by the way.

Seriously, go read this post right now. You may not wish to have any food or drink in your mouth at the time.