A Different Point of View

The Empire isn’t oppressing anybody.

Fuzzy Teddy bears beating the Empire? Bloody unlikely.

Clones are level headed. I am not.

Why does everyone worship the Fetts????

The Emperor ain’t evil, and I can prove it.

I hate Tusken Raiders. Period.

I’m not buying this symbiotic lifeform thing. No fekkin’ way.

The real truth about these so called “heroes”.

Religious nutjobs. Every single one of them.

Stormtroopers are bad shots?? I beg to differ, and I can prove otherwise.